Alabaster & Vane, Clerkenwell - Est. 1774

The Brass Orrery

A hand-cranked mechanical planetarium for observatories, naval tutors, and private collectors who prefer their heavens oiled, geared, and accountable.

Current plateNo. 30 of 50

Trial meridianGreenwich, 51.48 N

Main wheel231 teeth

Heliocentric rig engaged. The sun holds the center arbor.
Meridian date 20 March 1774

Hidden worm gear: six turns to a decade, one drop of oil after each lecture.

Instrument house record

The shop that taught brass to remember the sky.

Thomas Alabaster opened the first room above a watchmaker's stable in 1774 with three lathes, two apprentices, and a commission from the Royal Mathematical School for a demonstration machine that could survive the hands of twelve-year-old midshipmen. His partner, Mara Vane, supplied the solution: make the mechanism beautiful enough that no boy dared force it.

The surviving ledgers list 186 complete orreries, 41 repairs after sea travel, and seven "philosophical re-riggings" for patrons who insisted on seeing the heavens from Earth. Every piece in the current catalogue follows Vane's rule of sympathy: a planet arm may simplify distance, but never period. Mercury must hurry. Saturn must make the room wait.

186complete machines

41sea-travel repairs

7philosophical re-riggings

231master crown teeth

Ephemeris table

The machine's reason, written in numbers.

The longitudes below are computed from the same relative periods that drive the arms above. The workshop scale is compressed for the eye, but the timing ratios are left intact.

Live brass-orbit ephemeris at the selected meridian date
Body Sidereal period Gear train Current longitude
Mercury87.969 days19:47:23112 deg Aries
Venus224.701 days31:61:23128 deg Taurus
Earth365.256 days53:84:2310 deg Libra
Mars686.980 days71:112:23117 deg Scorpio
Jupiter4,332.590 days97:181:2314 deg Capricorn
Saturn10,759.220 days127:199:23121 deg Aquarius

Craftsman's notes

Gear-cutting instructions from the Vane folio.

01

The sun arbor

Cut the sun arbor from bell brass, not clock brass. The warmer alloy throws a softer glint under candlelight and forgives the lecture hall's dust. Polish only the shoulder. Leave the base with tooth marks so oil has somewhere to sleep.

02

The 231-tooth crown

The master crown carries every planetary compromise. Vane used 231 teeth because it receives Mercury's quick wheel without chattering and lets Saturn's worm advance with almost judicial slowness: one visible nudge in eleven turns.

03

Garnet epoch pin

A red stone marks the vernal setting of 20 March 1774. Apprentices were told it was decorative. The senior ledger says otherwise: if the pin is removed, the table will still turn, but nobody in the room agrees what year it is.

04

Geocentric conversion

Do not reverse the planets. Re-hang the frame of reference. The earth arbor becomes the witness, the sun receives a traveling yoke, and all outer arms are carried by their differences. The visitor should see the argument happen.

Selected commissions

Three machines still known by the sound of their crank.

The Blackfriars Lecture Orrery

Built for Amelia Rook's public astronomy rooms. A ratchet stop at every month let paying visitors hear "April" click into place.

The Winterless Academy Cabinet

A mahogany traveling case with frost-bitten ivory dials, ordered for a school in Tromso where the first lesson was patience.

The Penzance Tide and Planet Engine

A hybrid tide predictor and orrery with lunar gearing removed after it made the harbor master distrust his own tables.

Observatory nocturne

Program notes for the midnight demonstration.

At 23:40 the brass hood is lowered and the room lamps are extinguished to half-wick. Visitors stand on the green line, never the red. The demonstrator advances the crank one decade at a time, pausing at 1846 so Neptune can be mentioned without being represented. The omission is deliberate: this is a six-planet teaching instrument, not a census.

At the geocentric changeover the machine is allowed to sound untidy. Elbows cross. The sun travels. Mars performs its retrograde joke. Vane's notebooks call this "the useful embarrassment," because the mechanism does not mock the old model; it shows why human eyes could believe it.

  1. Half-wick lamps; garnet epoch pin aligned.
  2. Ten decades cranked; Saturn audibly refuses haste.
  3. Geocentric re-rig; Mars begins the useful embarrassment.